Preparation not "H" but "D" Documentation etc.

Hooray,
            Exactly two hundred years ago give or take a few weeks or months or years, Little Miss Muffett sat on a Tuffet, starting a world wide population explosion to be somewhat explained as the Malthus Effect. Ever since then specially trained Tuffett goats have scoured Europe looking for the secret ingredient, not known to this day, but similar to Kentucky Fried baked in Coke. I am now going in search of this phenomenon before Dan Brown starts a book on the subject. So where does one start on such an adventure, Passau on the Danube whose original name has been shortened from PassauTheTuffett. It had to be shortened of course because when people said PassauTheTuffett the answer was don't mind if I do. So starting next Friday I start this adventure on a rented bicycle following the trails of such notable dignitaries as Richard the Lionheart and of course his famous court songster/jester Jimmy Tuffett, but having no cheeseburgers in paradise back then he failed to come up with a hit, forcing King Richard to be locked away by Leopold V, Duke of Austria until he came up with a ransome. 
  This adventure starts in Calgary Airport next Weds 25th July, when I am hoping to board the correct plane. I will be traveling incognito so that when I go to the washroom I will not recognize myself. Join ,me on this famous Tuffett hunt as I travel the Danube from Passau to Budapest.